My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher... →
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
I was so poor growing up…if I wasn't a boy…I'd have nothing to play with.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.