Только в России дерущиеся люди могут побить вместе того, кто хочет их разнять.
Задорнов, Михаил
Я часто больше верю легендам и мифам, чем официальной истории. Легенда всегда преувеличивает, но никогда не врёт, а история меняется каждый... →
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Дэнджерфилд, Родни
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher... →
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
I was so poor growing up…if I wasn't a boy…I'd have nothing to play with.