Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide;... →
Дэнджерфилд, Родни
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations — we're doing everything we can to keep... →
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher... →
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.
My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said... →
Мужчину, который причисляет дамские сумочки к предметам роскоши, ждёт наказание. Если на свете существует справедливость, в следующем своём... →
Дитрих, Марлен
Если ты возвращаешься в девять вечера вместо семи и он ещё не позвонил в полицию, — значит, любовь уже... →
Некрасивым девушкам легче вести скромную жизнь.
Если вы чувствуете за плечами крылья, значит у вас хорошая свекровь.